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Welcome to the August 19, 2007 edition of carnival of funny videos.

Funny Online Stuff presents How did he ever survive this crash? [Video] posted at Funny Online Stuff.

xco presents Jet owns people on the beach posted at Blame It On The Voices, saying, “747 jumbo jet owns people on a beach. lol”

Only Three Notes presents Hindus Were Behind 9/11 and we killed millions! posted at Only Three Notes.

Only Three Notes presents Indian Version of Superman! posted at Only Three Notes.

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xco presents Unbelievable guitar skills posted at Blame It On The Voices, saying, “Unbelievable guitar skills. This chinese kid makes hendrix look like a fool”

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xco presents Top 25 painful eliminations posted at Blame It On The Voices, saying, “Japanese tv gameshows - they are crazy”

xco presents Drinking cola with nose posted at Blame It On The Voices, saying, “Can you do that?”

john struan presents Super Punch: Video: Toyota “It’s A Trap Commercial” posted at Super Punch, saying, “Two guys see a stranded girl, and realize just in time she’s too good to be true…”

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Mr. Sat presents The Free TV List: 100 Places to Watch Television Online posted at TV Geekery.

xco presents Blame It On The Voices: Very tricky Japanese baseball pitcher posted at Blame It On The Voices, saying, “unbelievable pitcher”

xco presents Blame It On The Voices: Bicycle getaway on the freeway posted at Blame It On The Voices, saying, “Guy on bicycle gets away from a police car chase on the freeway. Unbelievable”

Stephen Ward presents End of the World Flash Video posted at Cures for Boredom.

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chaosgone presents Cute Videos. posted at Chaosgone, saying, “The videos “Addicted to YouTube” and “Sheep Are Fluffy.”"

xco presents Wedding family fight posted at Blame It On The Voices, saying, “Russian family wedding fight. Unbelievable”

Alex Landis presents The Urban Ninjas: Drunken Chopping! posted at AlexLandis.com, saying, “This is rare never-before-seen footage of the urban ninjas in action!”

Rajendra presents Fake Wheel posted at Have a Laugh - funny links / videos.

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Received it by e-mail and I thought it’s so cute!
The little cat in the pictures is my late cat Tody-Blue.

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat’s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of “Matter” plus “Anti-Matter” plus “It Doesn’t Matter”.

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The Perfect Crime:

How your cat can help you to get a new BeerTender:

Ready for a Dog Walk?

Bad Beers and their consequences:

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Have children is extremely educational. I realized that my understanding of the world after have kids have been full of new discovers.

When you have kids, you start to see the world completely different.

For example, when you go shopping or out for dinner. First you looked to see clothes, shoes, nice restaurants and bars, now you are looking for disabled ramps, baby facilities, and kid’s menu.

When you drive, you don’t like high speed any more. In fact, you drive slowly, so that way, your baby‘ll fell sleep.

Do you think people who make children’s programmes on TV like Telettubies and Barney don’t know what they are doing? Wrong. They really know what they are doing. You can try to put your baby in front a television to watch one of those shows. He’ll eat anything you put near his mouth.

Are you thinking about give a gift to some kid? Maybe you could give a robot, or a remote control car, or the new Barbie doll. Wrong. The best toy they’ve ever had could be a TV’s cardboard box or a plastic spoon.

Ok, maybe you are wondering: So, how can parents have some fun with a 6-years-old and a 13-months-old? With anything. Have small children is the best excuse ever to do everything you wanted to do and couldn’t since you are a grown one:

- play with remote controlled trains

- pretend you are a Jedi

- free your internal child

- Make funny faces

- rethink your life with a child’s eye

- collect leaves

- bounce for a while

- visit the Zoo

- join a bookclub

- cook something

- get a ride

- sing songs

- act a play

- undust your telescope

- go out for a walk

- talk to the animals

- drive for fun

- make funny noises

- make a snowman

- play with boats

- take your time in a toyshop

- get your luggage and enjoy a trip

- plan a treasure hunt
- pretend you are an astronaut
- visit a fire station,
- do magic tricks,
- throw pennies into the fountain and make a wish.

Enjoy yourselves.

And in the end of the day, when you are completely tired, hide from everybody and go get some sleep…

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Because, if we can buy a Microsoft Surface Table, at least we can make fun of it.

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